Monday, October 22, 2007

Hi,

it's time to let you know a bit more about my life in Vietnam as a super undercover top secret agent. The Picture below shows my headquarter, located at a "secret" place in the center of Ho Chi Minh City.
At the top I am able to overlook whole Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Siberia and Switzerland. Usually people would think the headquarter is equipped with state-of-the-art technology....However, in Vietnam labour force is very cheap. Therefore I have employed several co-workers to carry out the necessary tasks (see picture below):
Utmost secrecy must be preserved, therefore the staff has codenames, which are listed below:

Ms. President Bush: Responsible for household issues such as bringing out the garbage.
Ms. World: Responsible for massage and preparation of daily tea ceremony.
Ms. YMCA: Responsible for temperature issues, such as turning on the Air Condition app. 20min before I come to the hq.
Ms. Apocalyptica: Responsible for Public Relations issues such as promoting my homepage.
Ms. Kumbaya: Responsible for telecommunication issues, such as picking up the phone.
Ms. W2K: Responsible for personal comfort issues such as changing the fragrance in the sauna frequently.
Ms. Head-Off: Responsible for security issues such as pulling out the plug of electric devices during lighning and thunder.
Ms. Kate Ryan: Responsible for administrative issues such as administration issues.
Ms. James Bond: Responsible for fan issues, such as responding Mr.Fabulous fan mail.
Ms. Crocodile: Responsible for entertainment, such as preparation of movie day.
Ms. Uncle: Responsible for no issues.
Ms. Poop: Responsible for other issues.

After introducing you to my staff, I also would like to tell you more about what happened the last week. As you remember (if not, please have a look at your notes), Ms. Va Nes Sa was persuaded to postpone her flight and come to Denmark by someone calling himself Mr.YMD. However, those of you who haven't had the time to read my blog before Wednesday will not be able to read the story. Unfortunately, I got complaints by very important people. They didn't allow me to post the story here, as it will be published in a famous celebrity magazine soon. I'm very sorry for that! I had to delete this content!

The only thing I am able to tell you is that Ms.Va Nes Sa finally managed to come to Ho Chi Minh City, too.

Next entry soon! Take care,
Mr. Fabulous

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