A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,

I am sorry that I didn't manage to post an entry till now. Just after I got back from Cuba, I wanted to take some pictures on the lake, when suddenly the ice broke. Since then I was frozen till yesterday, when someone found me. I know, this is no excuse. Shame on me.

One issue I want to talk about today is that a lot of people asked me how I managed to be on a picture with my friend Fidel. The following assumptions were taken:

• The picture was taken in a wax museum

This is one of the most bizarre assumptions. You should be realistic. Why should there exist a wax figure of me? And why would a famous person like Fidel Castro visit a wax museum to take a picture with my wax figure? Next time you should think about it more intensively...

• Fidel is only a body double, and in fact an exchange student in Växjö

Although this would be a possibilty (e.g. some exchange students had to sell their razors to afford coming to Sweden) it is not true either...

• The picture is processed with a special software, e.g. Paint Shop Pro

When I heard about this assumption I had to laugh several minutes because it is also rather silly. Everybody should know that something like this is impossible. I guess I don't have to go into detail why...

All these discussions made me clear that my report wasn't easy to believe for you. First, I couldn't understand why, but then I realized that maybe some of you haven't even met a president or political leader so far. At least that is my explanation for your doubtfulness. However, I would like to put an end to the discussion now, since I already have new business to do.

As some of you might know, I am working as a secret agent besides being a student. This is the reason why I have the pseudonym McFabulous. This morning I got a letter from the Stockholm Police Department. They want me to go to Scotland. I can't tell you more about it yet, but I will after my return. Maybe there will even be a car chase or a gunfight...See you soon,
Fabian

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