Friday, April 07, 2006

Russian Standard - Part 3

as I already have told you about the empress, there is no need to do it again. Instead, I will continue with my experiences in Russia. So much new events happen in my life right now so I have to hurry up a little to bring this story to an end...

Russia is a poor country. For instance a lot of girls even cannot afford clothes. They spend the nights in discos and pubs dancing to get warm. Obviously I wasn't allowed to document this fact with pictures, but I guess most of you naughty little beggars know where to get nude pictures anyway...

But Russia is not only poor in the material sense. It is also poor when it comes to "love". (I don't really know what my intention with this sentence is, but I thought it sounded very profound). Almost as profound as the sentence on a wall in St. Petersburg. This, indeed, is profound to the max!This brings us directly to another picture. From left to right: Vladimir, Isabella, Alexander (almost hidden behind Isabella's face), Svetlana, Igor and Valeria.
Now that you have looked at the picture I can tell you the stories of these guys.

Vladimir:
Vladimir's dream is to become a lawyer. Till now he failed in job interviews everytime because he always refused to take of his stupid looking cap. It is part of his philosophy, to "wear white, seem bright". He is single, but his picture on www.flirt-alarm.ru is in the top 30, so his chances are not that bad.

Isabella and Alexander (Bride and Fiancé):
They met each other when Alexander was driving through downtown at night in order to make love for a small amount of money. At this time Isabella just walked down the street in order to find a pub, but she was lost. When she saw Alexander's car, she stopped him in order to ask for the way (Alex was driving really slow to check out the other girls at the street). Alex thought she was the person he wanted and asked her how much he would have to pay to buy a place in her heart (this was a secret code among suitors and hoares who always had to be careful of undercover cops). Obviously, she didn't know this secret code and fell in love immediately. However, Isabella does not really understand why she is not allowed to tell this romantic story to Alex's friends...

Svetlana:
Svetlana knows the secret code...

Igor:
Igor is Vladimir's brother. He is jealous of his brother, because he not even made it into the top 200 on www.flirt-alarm.ru. As a revenge he put some clue in Vladimir's cap. This event took place about 3 months ago. Vladimir hasn't noticed it yet...

Valeria:
Valeria is in love with Vladimir, but she is afraid to tell him. She is seldom at home, as she always travels to different places with internet access to vote for Vladimir on www.flirt-alarm.com. (you cannot do this from the same computer). From Vladimir's 600 votes she has given him 530. This is her way to show him her love...

As you can see a very interesting constellation.

See you soon,
Fabian

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to know the story and know that constellation in it!
en.........seems like u are just fine !haha.okok..don't have to worry anymore..
nude pictures..oulala..

12:33 AM  

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