Hej guys,

finally, I am able to provide you with more detailed information concerning my next top secret mission. Several months ago I got a message from my commander-in-chief on my toilet paper saying:

“Dear milord Mr.Fabulous. It is a great honour to meet you under such circumstances even though just on a piece of toilet paper. We need your help! The matter is absolutely urgent. The location is Vietnam. Please proceed to the next piece of paper…!”

Obviously, I was not very surprised to find the message (please note that Mr.Fabulous is never taken by surprise). After taking a short break to chill-out I continued reading the message.

“It is too unsafe to provide you with all information at this point of time. However, it is inescapable for you to move to Vietnam. There you will get more information. For your entertainment and pleasure Ms.Va Nes Sa is going to join you on this dangerous mission. Humbly yours, Commander-in-Chief”.

Cries for help in the manner described are no rarity for me. I knew what to do and began my usual super undercover top secret agent workout…

Now, I am finally ready to take up the challenge. On Sunday, my flight to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam is leaving. Here is what I take with me:

1. My spy camera. The pictures are processed and sent to my commander-in-chief by email, even before I have pushed the trigger. Also, it allows me to see through walls and even water.

2. My Vietnamese hat. It is of paramount importance so I am not detected as not being Asian (this would mean immediate execution).

3. My teddy bear. If I get kidnapped, I pretend to be a litte boy, cuddling my bear and hoping the kidnappers sympathize with me.

4. My special USB-Device. It is used to copy intelligence from computers. Besides, it is also an inflatable boat.

5. My mask. I use this mask to be absolutely anonymous when strolling around. Also, it makes me invisible.

6. My tripod. This device can be extracted to app. 5 meters, so I am able to climb walls and other barriers.

7. My laser sword. It is used if I am confronted with 10 or more enemies, trying to do me harm (I don’t use it if I am confronted with less than 10 as I want to save battery).

8. My multi-functional knife. As I usually forget to put it out of my hand luggage before my flight, it is of no special use to me in Vietnam.

9. My Vietnam Bible. I use it in situations which I don’t know how to handle (not many indeed).

10. My passport. Fake of course, as Mr.Fabulous not really has a country of origin.

11. My money. Five dollars should be enough. If I need more, I earn it by headhunting.

12. My secret secret. This device is absolutely secret. Even mentioning it is forbidden.

As you see I am well prepared for my mission in Vietnam. I will keep you informed about the mission. Next entry will be posted from Vietnam soon. Meanwhile check out my new movies in the india and vietnam gallery section and subscribe to my newsletter (www.mrfabulous.de).

Mr.Fabulous