Dear friends,

as your mentor I am very sorry I couldn't post another entry for quite some time. However, this is part of your process of becoming mature (please do not send me any more letters, emails or home made movies- it does not affect the frequency of my blog entries).

Vietnamese censorship prevented me from telling you the truth about my mission in the country. As I am back in my headquarter in the black forrest now there is no way the government can trace me so I can tell you what truly happened in Vietnam:

Everything began several years ago at my meeting with Fidel Castro, the leader of Cuba (pls see picture below). As you remember I visited him in Cuba and we smoked some cigars (in fact Fidel didn't recognize I had replaced my real cigar with one made of chocolate as I do not smoke; my years at acting school finally payed off) .As you may have recognized, Fidel is not seen on TV very often these days. The reason is that he became my commander-in-chief, so he was the one responsible for sending me to Vietnam. What were the reasons behind this? Please allow me to explain:

Vietnam, such as Cuba, is a communistic country. Fidel therefore sympathizes strongly with Vietnamese people but was very concerned about certain Vietnamese issues. My mission therefore was as follows:
"Dear milord Mr.Fabulous. I feel deeply moved and honoured that you agreed the assignment of this mission. Your task is to identify and eliminate all Vietnamese weaknesses so the country can become a powerful nation. Humbly yours, commander-in-chief.
P.S.: Please accept these cuban bananas as a sign of my esteem."

Even though the bananas didn't come up to my expectations I decided to start my research...