Meeting Fidel Castro,

Shortly after I got the confirmation for my meeting with Fidel, I got a fax with a list of "recommendations" which I should take into account, when I wished to return to Sweden with the same amount of extremities than I came with:

• As Fidel doesn't want anyone to look like him, I had to shave my full-beard. It was a strange feeling, but I got used to it. Also, for the same reason, I shouldn't wear the battle-dress which I usually do.
  
• Because of the tense situation between Cuba and the USA I should avoid any English words. As I speak Spanish fluently this shouldn't be a problem.
• I had to begin smoking cigars.

Furthermore, I was advised to take a one-way ticket to Cuba, just in case...

My visit in Cuba
Friday, 6 o'clock in the morning my plane was leaving from Växjö Airport directly to Havanna, the capital of Cuba. I was picked up at the airport and accompanied by some police cars to the bar "La cucaracha" where I should meet Fidel Castro, Cuba's leader. After enjoying some drinks at the bar, a heavily armed man came and directed me into a secret room. Fidel Castro was already sitting there: "You are taller and more muscular than I thought McFabulous" he said in Spanish.He asked me, whether the man who guided me into the room had offered me a cigar. When I denied the man was executed immediately. Due to the fact that I liked his watch, I asked whether I could have it. Fidel negated, the watch was already promised to one of his sons...

I asked Fidel, why he had invited me to Cuba. He responded, he had read my diary and was impressed about my attitude, opinions and my revolutionary spirit. In other words, my intellectuality. I should help him to write his speeches which often last for several hours. I asked whether it is true, that the freedom of speech in Cuba is enormously constricted, wheron he replied that this is a lie, and if I would tell this to anybody else or publish it on my website, I would be "erased" instantly.

Finally, I reported him about the bad economical situation in Sweden and asked for financial support but he refused.

After our summit conference and enjoying a traditional performance of some table dancers, we said goodbye to each other. Fidel told me that, although I wouldn't become his personal assistant, he would continue reading my diary and skim my guestbook in search for other potential assistants.

I took the plane back and because of the time difference I arrived in Sweden even before I had left to Cuba, viz. Friday, 5 o'clock in the morning.

Additional information will be published in Times Magazine this week.

Adios muchachos,
McFabulous

WOW,

just some minutes ago I got a call from the secretary of the president of Cuba: FIDEL CASTRO!!!
He wants to arrange a meeting with me this week. Unbelievable. I will let you know what happened next weekend...

The day when my heart (harddisk) broke,

hello my international friends. Most of you know me as a successful, organized and up to date professional. This is history!

Last week my harddisk broke and all files on my laptop were lost, containing:

• an almost finished book I wrote, called "the Life, Death and Ressurection of McFabulous in brief",
• my master thesis about the mysterial connection between J.W. Bush and Santa Claus,
  
• an (most probably) award winning shortmovie which I produced,
• all my numbers to my secret bank accounts in Zürich, Switzerland,
• pictures about my experiences during my work as a doctor in Kongo, Africa.

As you can imagine I felt really bad, but your fan letters helped me to recover.

Did you know that today is the first day of the chinese year? Me neither. But now we all know. I wish you the best and hope that your wishes come true. Only those wishes, which are supposed to harm me, shouldn't.

I took the following pictures with my new camera. You can print them with 20 meters x 30 meters if you want.

Gothenburg City

Gothenburg Harbour

Finally, I would like to remind you of the new innovation on my page, the GUESTMAP (just below the guestbook). Only Bettina, a good german friend of mine who is responsible for IKEA Germany, managed to post an entry. Certainly, she is one of the most gifted, intelligent and extraordinary persons, but from my point of view, also my more handicapped visitors should be able to do this...

Thanks in advance,
Fabian

P.S.: I just made a horrible discovery. There is a girl somewhere on the planet who personates herself as "McFabulous"!!! Worse than that, she tries to destroy my reputation by claiming to be a Hula-Dancer!

Some things have changed,

time flies and things change very quickly. Why is that so? In fact, I don't know. But anyway, here are the several changes which occured compared to last semester:

As some of us expected the temperatures fell down and the lakes froze. Leaving the house has become unimaginable since we would freeze immediately and wouldn't defrost before april or may. I know one guy who was frozen and broke into thousand pieces (or was this a movie?).


After a great semester, my girlfriend returned to Germany. Since I am back here there is no morning my pillow isn't soaked with tears... In a few minutes I will call her and apologize for this joke. But, as a matter of fact, after six years of relationship I still love her and miss her very much.


You know those people wearing a big hat and drinking alcohol all the time? Those are Mexicans. Last semester I was surrounded by them. Julio, Agustin and Benjamin were my corridor mates and Luz and Monica in my studygroup. It's a strange feeling when you go to bed and nobody is singing and playing the guitar in the other room. It's also strange if you go to the kitchen and someone is offering orange juice. Needless to say that I am missing those bastards.

Of course there are more changes, which I will talk about the next time. Maybe you have noticed that there is something totally new on my page. On the right side you will find a guestmap where you can post where you come from and leave a message. Please do so, because CocaCola, my sponsor, needs the data for market research.

Thanks in advance. Take care.
McFabulous

Hej friends and others,

now that I have already studied in English for one semester I feel prepared to continue my blog in this very simple language. What are the reasons for this?

• As I got a deal with the CocaCola Company, which assured the rights of my "diary", I would have to pay a high fee for using other than English words.
• Most of my friends in Germany are not so skilled. In accordance with the German Government I support a project to help Germans to learn English as a foreign language.
• I received thousand of letters from fans around the world complaining about being discriminated since they cannot understand my diary.
  
• I want to make the world a better place to live, without wars and other shit.

For all the people who didn't know my homepage before there are several important rules to know:

1. There is no rule!
2. Rule 1 only takes place if rule 3 takes place.
3. Rule 1 and Rule 2 only take place if they are in accordance with Rule 2.

Also you should know:

• Each 14 days a new survey is published. The result will be released, too.
• I highly appreciate if you sign my guest-book.
• About every 14 days I will release a new diary entry.
• The chronological order of this diary is the opposite way around, so the most current entry is always on top.
  

That's enough for now. The first diary entry will be published the next days.
McFabulous