Hej friends and others,

now that I have already studied in English for one semester I feel prepared to continue my blog in this very simple language. What are the reasons for this?

• As I got a deal with the CocaCola Company, which assured the rights of my "diary", I would have to pay a high fee for using other than English words.
• Most of my friends in Germany are not so skilled. In accordance with the German Government I support a project to help Germans to learn English as a foreign language.
• I received thousand of letters from fans around the world complaining about being discriminated since they cannot understand my diary.
  
• I want to make the world a better place to live, without wars and other shit.

For all the people who didn't know my homepage before there are several important rules to know:

1. There is no rule!
2. Rule 1 only takes place if rule 3 takes place.
3. Rule 1 and Rule 2 only take place if they are in accordance with Rule 2.

Also you should know:

• Each 14 days a new survey is published. The result will be released, too.
• I highly appreciate if you sign my guest-book.
• About every 14 days I will release a new diary entry.
• The chronological order of this diary is the opposite way around, so the most current entry is always on top.
  

That's enough for now. The first diary entry will be published the next days.
McFabulous